:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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