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Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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