Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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