Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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