Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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