yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Someone came in the potted fern
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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