On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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