she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
