it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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