i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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