talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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