she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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