Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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