When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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