Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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