Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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