I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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