sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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