he thought i was a dude.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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