He disabled his match.com account in front of me
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
try to milk me bitch
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