How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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