Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
only if we run a train.
done.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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