Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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