Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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