There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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