Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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