Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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