I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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