belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize
