How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
We don't watch enough power rangers
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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