ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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