I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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