Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
