i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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