so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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