no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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