My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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