will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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