who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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