I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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