And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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