I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
