we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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