well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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