He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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