lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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