I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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