Non-Jews are for practice
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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