No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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