Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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